Friday, January 16, 2009

Top 10 Reasons Bessers Should Go To....... BYU vs. U of M



10. BYU has a better football team than the U of M

9. "The Bird" is at BYU

8. You must ask yourself.... What Would Jesus Do?

7. Mountains vs. Same old bowl of soup warmed over, and BYU's campus is way prettier.

6. Start classes with a prayer vs. lecturing.

5. Tempature in MN this morning -15! Tempature in Provo this morning 30!

4. Surrounded in class by attractive RMs.

3. Cannon Center was voted #1 for best food and options. U of M.....not listed.

2. Devotionals with Elder Uchtdorf, Firesides with Elder Jeffery R. Holland, and President Thomas S. Monson, on a regular basis.

1. Denying the opportunity to grow spiritually and meet an eternal companion, in order to grow athletically is..... SATAN'S PLAN!
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7 comments:

lesley said...

That's a really dream of a post. I'm sure your sister appreciates it:) I know I surely do...you did however leave BYU intramurals off the list...I'm pretty sure the championship intramural teams could beat all U of M teams in their respective sports:)

emily said...

You couldn't have said it any better than me...except that I'm here, wink wink:) J/K

Mom/Mari-Lynn said...

it's good to know that you guys are supportive with any decision that i make.

(it's bessers by the way)

beezbond said...

Wow
and I thought parents played heavy handed

. . . you forgot to mention her favorite brother-in-law was there

Lauren said...

Haha, ok so I was out of town and just read this. Josh I love it! I laughed alot. P.S. nice use of the SATANS PLAN! Enjoyable :)

David & Eliza said...

So, which way are you leaning on this decision anyway?

P.S. I really think you should check your source on the Cannon center thing, but I won't tell Bessers.

JamieLynn said...

So I can't argue with most, except for number 8 - wwjd?. I'm pretty sure that he would want to spread the gospel...here in MN. There are already enough mo mo's in Utah to do the job there. Also, answer me this Sis. STARK....where did you find you eternal companion? :0)